Nottingham

My trip to nottingham was fun! Nearly died on the way no thanks to the one of teh smelliest town in the uk at newark northgate *PUKE* (sewer treatment plant right next to the station!).

When I fianly got there had to wait for marie to turn up so i decied to ambush her from behind the train station sign only to be retaliated by a hangbang with the contence with the weight of a small brick!


Oh im not stopping at the bloody gresham hotel ever again! Prolly the worst hotel Ive stayed in ever thought i was being stupid going back there but that fickle thing called hope ensured me that the double rooms would be better then the single ones i stopped in the time before would be better WRONG!!!!!!!!111111111111 (bed was comfy though) all i can say is fag ash on the toilet seat and pubes still left in the toilet bin urgggh!

We hit the pubs and bars after that infact we went to more of them than there is in grimsby town centre lol! We did somethings like bad mouth all the nob 'eads in nottingham we saw and even liberated a fiver from a completely pissed up turkish/italian looking guy (perm + super small 90's football kit included), after he tried chat marie up when i went to the bog with classic lines like:

A) Have you got a lighter? (while holding one)
B) Can i have my mobile phone back, refering to her mobile

Needless to say he was ignored/shotdown and prolly jumped off a bridge after realising he was a fiver down some how ;) (marie gave the fiver to a homeless guy which balances it out kinda lol!)

Spent the next day mostly being pissed off at random people who walk to slow and just get in the way around the city centre. Went to see Monster house which was a fun kids movie for what it was=].

Looking forward to seeing her again anyway caus its been far too long since i saw her last and she is one of the few people who i know do actually mean alot to me. (shes gonna be shocked i wrote something nice about her lol!)
Needless to say i spent most of the weekend with my eyes being constantly be drawn towars her in clevage caus of teh low cut tops she wears haha!