Phone sex

Neds - the perleroneq of Britain says:

listening to gay men shagging...eurgh!

No Means Maybe says:

wtf?

Neds - the perleroneq of Britain says:

the things i do for money...

Neds - the perleroneq of Britain says:

:'(

No Means Maybe says:

its wrong!

No Means Maybe says:

and why did they ring u

No Means Maybe says:

you being not male

Neds - the perleroneq of Britain says:

i had to be their mistress

No Means Maybe says:

and...?

Neds - the perleroneq of Britain says:

andi had to tell what to do to each other

No Means Maybe says:

bet you loved that

No Means Maybe says:

"FIST HIM DAMMIT!"

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Saved by The Porn!

Mucho Sucko :: Tasteless Humor for The Unemployed! :: Saved By The Porn!

screech in saved by the porn!

i lol'd!

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Let it be rung out on this day and forever more on this day, Linz was Wrong!

Linz - proudly supporting size 0 dress sizes since 10.30am says:
yeah? what you want?
I'm the one you gotta blow to get a drink around here! says:
hot passionate sex
I'm the one you gotta blow to get a drink around here! says:
did you know that the world actually revolves around teh sun
Linz - proudly supporting size 0 dress sizes since 10.30am says:
youre in denial, it revolves around me like everything else!
I'm the one you gotta blow to get a drink around here! says:
No linz my darls ya wrong!

Self

Fb could only slyly smile as the sound of porn echod into his ears

Zelda Sword in Animal Crossing

Zelda Sword Unlocked in Animal Crossing news from 1UP.com



wow gonna go grab mine shame I can't use it in WoW it would surely own. just over 2 weeks till the Wii launch question what will be the 2nd game I buy caus the other 3rd party games dont really seem worth it. Wii play will be good though just for the 2nd wii-mote.



Roll on Metriod, Super Mario Galaxy and most of all Super Smash Brothers Meleeeeeeee Brawl !!!

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How the hell?!1

It is wrong and freakishly scary when you find a girls hair in your boxers and its not my mums !

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Cheap Wii!

Ill be having my wii cheap thanks to tesco! Got my staff discount of a whopping 10% and through the door today a load of vouchers for my christmas which i have to spend x amount on items ...... tight fisted cunts.

But still it means ill get my wii for £55 odd less which is a bargin! :D:D:D

Ive been told!

he Project - 2 Days Until The End Of My Teens! says:
get a new job u lazy fucker, ihave
I LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH... AFTER ANAL says:
waiting on a reply for one
The Project - 2 Days Until The End Of My Teens! says:
aye right
The Project - 2 Days Until The End Of My Teens! says:
:P
I LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH... AFTER ANAL says:
seriuously
The Project - 2 Days Until The End Of My Teens! says:
well while you're waiting for your reply i was out gettin one

For the win

Randomness Reborn

Random chat generator switched on!

Me and maz

(Me) OMG Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! says:
oh there is still some randomness in you lol
(Maz) The Project says:
some randomness???!!!!!
OMG Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! says:
some
The Project says:
I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO GO HALVES ON A TERRADACTLE?!!
OMG Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! says:
ive changed my mind now im having it all and having it stuffed crust
The Project says:
yeah well you aint getting none of my parmezan
OMG Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! says:
ill "aqquire" some from work
The Project says:
and now i am going to bed, where i will be sleeping upside down whilst reading alice in wonderland from back to front and wearing a dolphin costume.
OMG Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! says:
ill be humping the queen of hearts in my dreams shes such a hottie
The Project says:
SMELL MY CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!
The Project says:
good day to you!
OMG Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! says:
HELLO TO YOU TOO!

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